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| Eric Clapton in Distress |
Just as Roger Federer was about to serve an ace, disaster struck for the guitar hero known as Slow Hand. Luckily, I was there to remove the lens cap and save the day. An autographed 1962 Fender Stratocaster now hangs in my Fortress of Eternal Light. Thank you Eric Clapton!
Hey Lens Cap Man. I have a story to top this one:
ReplyDeleteSo here's the deal. I'm in the newly renovated Foodland grocery store on Soi 5 in Bangkok when I see him. God.
God was there looking at the 18B notebooks. Same notebooks I use for making journal entries when I am visiting Thailand. Anyway, we get to talking. He had kind of an Eskimo-Russian-Scottish-Japanese-Australian accent. Apparently, after making the heaven and the land and the water and 'all that dwelled within' he just headed for the Kingdom. Six days of really hard work and then chillin' ever since. Said he had an apartment on Soi 22 and hung out at the Denny's Bar.
Anyway, I got a picture. Actually, two shots of him looking at mangos. Only thing is, I left the lens cap on. Well, I didn't actually leave the lens cap on; it's more like I forgot to take the lens cap off. A small point but the result is the same. So I don't actually have the pics to show you but take my word for it, I got two great shots of God weighing up a sack of mangos.
Lens caps. Whose idea was that? Oh, I forgot;
God's.